I am so going to hell

It is amazing that whenever I hand out my calling card, some people would immediately call me 'tuan'.

Sekarang aku akan asakan agama baru...

So that people would call me "tuhan" whenever I give them my card.

Can I laugh out loud now?

Caelum

A few years ago, when I had nothing and it was apparent that I was still good in writing...

Datang seorang budak perempuan yang baru beberapa tahun mengenal erti puberty. She was intelligent, outgoing dan semua kualiti yang semua lelaki mahu dalam diri seorang wanita but she was too young, not to mention naive. 

Kami duduk, minum, berbual tentang politik, buku, falsafah dan kehidupan. 

She kept on questioning about life dan dia kata kepada aku:

"Don't you think life is pure nothingness. You were born and the one who gave birth to you had to go through great pain and raise you up for years just so she can grow old and die without".

In short, she was asking about the meaning of life. Sifat ingin tahu tentang existentialism, feminist existentialism as she was using a woman as an example.

In Modern Philosophy, the question of life is regarded as irellevant, such question should not be asked in the first place because to me personally, it is subjective. Objektif hidup kamu dan aku berbeza.

And I told her the same thing.

Dan dia tambah "so what is your purpose of living on this world?".

Aku kata kepada dia "darling, my purpose is uncertain, as for now... You can find my purpose of existance in my pants".

Well, she was 19 and I wasn't that old.

And now, at this age... I am more than ready to answer more questions regarding life, existance or what ever shit you want to know....

Sara Hidup

Why do I have fucking advertisement on my blog?

To support my fucking lifestyle.

That's it.

Sekolah, sekarang

A few years ago, at the beginning of the year. I was still a teach, been teaching English my whole life. Been writing since I was one of the naughty spirit before I got a body.

Or so I think.

First day of school, ice breaking. Same old shit, name, ambition, favorite subject.

Dan aku baju satu-satu nama, cita-cita dan matapelajaran kegemaran budak-budak kecil itu.

Sampai kepada seorang budak perempuan yang comel berumur 10 tahun. Cute and innocent... Tak ada masalah sebenarnya dengan apa yang dia tulis. Cuma ada satu yang merisaukan aku sebagai cikgu.

Especially when she wrote: "my favorite subject is meth, I love doing meth so much".

Dan dalam hati aku kata, "make sure to grind the crystal meth properly or it'll ruin your nostril my dear".

New Age

It's fucking 2013 boys and girls...

Give each other that "I'll sweat you out" look.

Charming? Charming is medieval, it's a form of witchcraft.